Here's my collection of some of the most famous
wedding quotes and proverbs, marriage sayings, love quotes,
wedding humor and even more cool wedding related stuff. Feel free to use any of those for your memorable wedding toast!
Have fun ;)
The Top 51 Famous Wedding & Marriage Quotes
1. Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry ~ Tom Mullen
2. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved ~ George Sands
3. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot ~ author unknown
4. Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy ~ Gary Busey
5. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -Oscar Wilde
6. Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? ~Groucho Marx
7. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Henny Youngman
8. Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman ~Joseph Joubert
9. The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding ~ Oscar Wilde
10. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. ~Mickey Rooney
11. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble ~Raymond Hull
12. Don't smother each other. No one can grow in shade ~Leo Buscaglia
13. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards -- Benjamin Franklin
14. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years ~ Sam Kinison
15. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why ~ Author Unknown
16. A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy ~Nietzsche
17. Never strike your wife - even with a flower ~Hindu Proverb
18. Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper ~Scottish Proverb
19. The surest way to be alone is to get married ~Gloria Steinem
20. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~Irwin Corey
21. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce ~Groucho Marx
22. I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck ~W. C. Fields
23. I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage -Mohandas Gandhi
24. A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together ~James H. Boren
25. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury ~Groucho Marx
26. One should never know too precisely whom one has married ~Friedrich Nietzsche
27. The most dangerous food is wedding cake ~American Proverb
28. Never say marriage has more joy than pain ~ Euripedes Alcestis
29. How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive ~ Oscar Wilde
30. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper ~ Scottish Proverb
31. Marriage is like a pair of shears Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them ~ Sydney Smith
32. If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful ~Haskins
33. In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved ~Butler
34. Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other ~Arthur Schopenhauer
35Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers ~Richard Pryor.
36. Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins ~Langdon Mitchell
37. Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her ~Ambrose Bierce, 1911
38. He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of ~Mae West
39. Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand ~Author Unknown
40. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit ~Billy Connolly
41. No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married ~Benjamin Disraeli
42. Marriage is the institution where the woman loses her the name and the man his solvency ~ Anonymous
43. Life is a bitch, and then you marry one ~Author Unknown
44. Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan
45. A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself ~Du Bois
46. Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two ~Ambrose Bierce
47. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent ~Socrates
48. Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day ~Gene Perret
49. Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~Oscar Wilde
50. A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers ~Author Unknown
51. In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums -- Douglas Jerrold
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